"Sanitary Engineer. And the name be Zion."

"Zion schmion. I'm pulling the plug on this whole cacaka affair. And with God as my witness...You'll never work in dis bidness again!"

"I think I came to the right place, yeah."

"He told it to the monkeys and they didn't talk back. He told the old iguana, and he didn't attack."

They told me before I started
This never ever would work out
Stay in school, don't be a fool
But I had to see what life was about

So I went to Biloxi seekin' fortune and fame
I got hired, I got fired, I got called dirty names
You'll never (never), never (never)
Work in dis bidness again
You will never (never), never (never)
Work in dis bidness again

I knew I needed representation
I found it one night in a bar
He was a bondsman and a part-time agent
He said that he could make me a star

He said, You don't have to be that good
To make it out in Hollywood
You just have to change and complain
Or you'll never (never), never (never)
Work in dis bidness again
No you'll never (never), never (never)
Work in dis bidness again

I parked cars at the Rainbow
I sold maps of the stars
I had my nose broke in Spago's
When I puked on the bar

All he's played's a double barmitzvah
(Bubba played a double barmitzvah!)

It's a jungle out there (we love it)
I don't care
I'm going back to my parrothead friends
I will never (never), never (never)
Work in dis bidness again
I will never (never), never (never)
Work in dis bidness again
No you'll never (never), never (never)
Work in this bidness again
Again