I'll stumble on the stage
With beer foam in my hair
And I'll do the Boogaloo
With a bald polar bear
And when I pull down my hose
I'll strike The Classic Sweat Poze

I'm gonna marry a pigmy
A clubfoot to boot
A famous albino
In a chicken wire suit
Wherever I go she will go
To help me strike The Classic Sweat Poze

I'm gonna fill my swimmin' pool with K-Y Jelly
Then I'm gonna throw a party
And there'll be diamonds in the ice cubes
So they'll write about my party
And so the jet set knows
They can't forget The Classic Sweat Poze

I'm gonna eat a lot of glitter
To keep my shit from lookin' dull
I'm gonna make King Nero
Look like a stick in the mud
And when I powder my nose
I'll stop and strike The Classic Sweat Poze

All songs ©1977 by Rabbit Songs BMI