My little woman wants to go on vacation
She wants to go down to Mexico, she wants to go to Mexico
Now that's not my idea of a vacation
Spending two goddamn weeks in a hotel room,
I said no
Now you might think that I've got everything
All the security only money brings
But there's just one little thing I'd like to know
Where did all my good friends go?

I got dacron pile every damn where
Electric blankets all around
And when you flush my toilet
It don't even make a sound
I got closets, big walk-in closets
Factory air in both my cars-
Got dichondra coming up over yonder
Even got myself a wet bat,
But still-

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