Glamor Profession - Walter Becker, Donald Fagen
    6:05
    Outside the stadium
    Special delivery
    For Hoops McCann
    Brut and charisma
    Poured from the shadow where he stood
    Looking good
    He's a crowd pleasing man
    One on one
    He's schoolyard superman
    Crashing the backboard
    He's Jungle Jim again
    When it's all over
    We'll make some calls from my car
    We're a star

    It's a glamour profession
    The L.A. concession
    Local boys will spend a quarter
    Just to shine the silver bowl
    Living hard will take its toll

    Illegal fun
    Under the sun

    All aboard
    The Carib Cannibal
    Off to Barbados
    Just for the ride
    Jack with his radar
    Stalking the dread moray eel
    At the wheel
    With his Eurasian bride
    On the town
    We dress for action
    Celluloid bikers
    Is Friday's theme
    I drove the Chrysler
    Watched from the darkness while they danced
    I'm the one

    It's a glamour profession
    The L.A. concession
    Local boys will spend a quarter
    Just to shine the silver bowl
    Living hard will take its toll

    Illegal fun
    Under the sun

    Hollywood
    I know your middle name
    Who inspires your fabled fools
    That's my claim to fame

    Jive Miguel
    He's in from Bogota
    Meet me at midnight
    At Mr. Chow's
    Szechuan dumplings
    After the deal has been done
    I'm the one

    It's a glamour profession
    The L.A. concession
    Local boys will spend a quarter
    Just to shine the silver bowl
    Living hard will take its toll

    Illegal fun
    Under the sun

    Disk
    Marco Giunco
    Work Basket Music Words