Four Wet Pigs - Greg Brown
Here's a little song about
four wet pigs,
Just a little song about four
wet pigs,
Two are little, two are big,
they're all dancing at the
Mud-time jig.
The two that are little, little
as an ear of corn
The two that are big, well
they're bigger than a barn,
bigger than a barn, taller
than a tree,
Truck'em on down to the factory.
Cut 'em into bacon, slice
'em into ham,
chop 'em into hot dogs, squeeze
'em into spam.
Throw their little eyes out
in the rain,
throw their little eyes out
in the rain,
throw their beady little piggy
eyes out into the rain.
Pickle their feet and pickle
their brains.
Here's a little song about
two wet pigs,
standing at the slop trough,
smoking their cigs,
wishing to god they'd never
get big
dancing out their hearts at
the Mud-time jig.
Wishing to god they'd never
get big,
and dancing out their hearts.
Dance little porkers!
copyright © 1981 Brown
Street Music