I've read the papers and I've heard the news
of cutting off laces to spite some shoes
What's so bad about the right to choose
It's so sad to be born to lose
born to lose, born to lose
It's so sad to be born to lose

Scrambled eggs, scrambled eggs
My brain's feeling like scrambled eggs

The TV game shows they make me sad
make me want things that I never had
I'm so far back from the latest fad
and I didn't know that I had it that bad
had it that bad, had it that bad
I didn't know that I had it that bad

Scrambled eggs, scrambled eggs
My brain's feeling like scrambled eggs
Stars in my eyes and I'm weak in my legs
Have you ever felt like scrambled eggs?

Manna fell from up above
One man's suffering from the need of love
A little girl's crying for the lack of bread
while a rich man kicks himself in the head

Everybody says "you gotta be strong
if you want anyone to like your song
walk in like Liberace and out like King Kong"
and I'm still trying to figure out right from wrong
right from wrong, right from wrong
I'm still trying to figure out right from wrong

Scrambled eggs, scrambled eggs
My brain's feeling like scrambled eggs
Stars in my eyes and I'm weak in my legs
Have you ever felt like scrambled eggs?