Jackass Gets His Oats - James H.Brown Jr., Russell Smith
She wouldn`t make two mouthfuls of sandwich meat
Looked like the kind of girl who`s drink more than she`s eat
Still and all, her legs were long guess I`d better slide on over
And see what`s goin on
Looka here woman can`t you see
You been doing this to me all evening
Won`t you come and sit here a while and let me make you smile
Honey child
Ooh baby, don`t tell me no
I been watchin`you ever since the second show
Ooh, when you move that way
You make me crazy, i don`t know what to say
I got over the asian flu
Had the measles and pneumonia too
The mumps didn`t fall so here I stand
Ready to be your man
If I can
Ooh baby, it sure turned out fine
Let`s go quick before you change your mind
Ooh outside I`m so bold
I can see my breath but I don`t feel my cold
And now we`re walking
Hand in hand
Down to the corner
Out steps your man
I look at you
I look at him
I run the other way yellin`
I`m sorry jim
I don`t know what happened this time
I tought you were gonna be mine
Don`t know my luck has changed
I hope I`m out of range