I sleep in my car I avoid motels
'Cause Park Place is high but Boardwalk is hell
It'll cost you a week's worth of wages just to rest your eyes
So I bought some greed from a trucker in Aspen
I paid him twenty dollars for a bottle of aspirin
I won't have another headache till the Fourth of July

[Chorus]
I drive my baby crazy the way that I drive
It's the only way I know how to feel alive
If I was forced to take the bus I'd probably die
I use twisty fright for my haircrain
And my after shave is gasoline

I got a Ford and a Chevy and a Continental
Two of 'em I Won and one one's a rental
I'm going up any cash for a two tone fifty-five
I got an M.F.A.and Ph.D.
and a lot of good that they're doing for me
'Cause all I ever wanted to do in ,y life was drive

Gasoline is high and you gotta drive slow
And the cops are trouble everywhere I go
If I get another ticket in Kansans it's the end of me
they give you one dime for one local phone
they've already scratched my name on the goddam cell wall
For a lousy speeding ticket they throw away the key

[Repeat Chorus]

When I die I get the Golden Keys
To the Golden Cadillac with the Golden Fleece
Diamond crushed headlights and a silver hood
St.Peter says, "Son this ain't no jive
But the Lord himself want to learn to drive
And he poiwed his finger at you 'cause you're so damn good"

[Repeat Chorus]