I went down to S.K. Roze and
I bought myself some wheels
But before I left I punched
holes in the gas tanks of several of their automobiles
Hanents later, smoke and flames
were all that could be seen
Thanks to that old Cigarette-in-the-matchbook
trick from "Stalag 17"
I was driving around Brooklyn
in my brand new car, and what do you think I seen
I seen Bill Fugayzee shtuppin'
Mrs. Potemkin
In the backseat of a rented
limousine
I forced that car off the
B.Q.E. (another problem solved)
They fell into the Gowanus
Canal, where they drowned and then dissolved
"Don't shoot -I'm only an actor!"
were the last words Crazy Eddy said
My specially-rewired home
electrical appliance szpped Joe Lombardy the Inflation Fighter dead
I took Frank Perdoo to Chinatown
for a cyanide Peking Duck
I ran Beefsteak Charley through
my La Machine -now they call him Boneless Chuck
Barney Miller and Kojak can't
prove what they know well:
That my nitroglycerine "Fudgy
the Whale" was the end of Tan Carvell
That I was the one put the
cobra into Bruce Jehner's warm up jacket
That I gave Gloria Vanderbuildt
a hormone shot -now she talks like Buddy Hackett
© 1982 by Erik Frandsen
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