You be a prince
And I'll be a princess
And you want to save me
But there's a dragon and your fear

I'll be a soldier
And you be my buddy
You're hit, you're hit bad see
And I'll carry you in my arms

For miles, you play the doctor
And I'll play the lawyer
I'll sue you for malpractice
And we'll wind up in bed together

I'll be mommy
and you be daddy
And we won't have babies
Because we couldn't be that cruel

Words and Music © 1986 by Geoffrey Welchman