Once he was President
Now he's a saint
Once he was President
But now he ain't

The President came to my country club
To play in a charity game
But you had to watch out when he teed off
He was known to cripple and maim

But when he was President
His wife was a drunk
Now he's ex-President
She's given up junk

Oh the President came to my library
To autograph his latest book
With his 4-o'clock shadow and sweat on his
He assured us he's still not a crook

Once he was President
But he got caught
Now he's ex-President
It's his own fault

[Yodelling]

Oh for the days of Camelot
The President sure had a ball
From Nikita Kruschev to Marilyn Monroe
By God, he screwed them all

Once he was President
But he got shot
Once he was President
But now he's not

Now was the time for all good men
And women to go out and vote
Let's get rid of the fascist pig
While the ship of state still floats

Send him to Hollywood
Give him a test
Once he was President
You know the rest

[Fade out yodelling]

by David Massengill © 1985 Bowser Wowser Music