Oh you can barely hear it when
you're twenty
but when you're thirty it's
plenty louder
your mother warned you but
no
you had to doubt her
"I've got plenty of time,
mom"
Oh, the ticking echoes in that
empty womb
oh, from the next apartment
did you hear that 'boom'
her biological time bomb
Now every time you see a baby
carriage
you curse the years you have
avoided marriage
you are angry, you are confused
but wait
'cause I have figured out
how to defuse
the biological time bomb
First you have a dozen of your
eggs aspirated
frozen in the freezer of a
doctor's 'fridgerator
in ten or twenty or thirty
years, whenever you wish
you thaw them out to romance
wigglies in a petri dish
then plant the little goober
in a girl of seventeen
who's into natural living
and Prevention magazine
No fuss! No muss! No stretch
marks!
(well, not on you)
maternal instincts satisfied
the modern thing to do
Listen girls...
you can't ignore that ticking
any longer
as you grow older it will
grow stronger
biological time bomb
© 1985 by Christine Lavin
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