Oh, the loins of Louisa loom large in my mind
I have searched the world over very well to find
I have found many girls equally kind
But they all lacked the loins of Louisa

Louisa, Louisa, her beauty's complete
From the top of her head to the soles of her feet.
And especially where loins and the rest of her meet
There's none to compete with Louisa

2) A Travel Tale

On the way from Manhattan to Montauk
On the Long Island Railroad one day
I needed to go to the bathroom
And I asked the conductor the way

He said there was only one bathroom
Way back at the end of the train
But when I had finally found it
I found that my trip was in vain

For the bathroom was fifthy and flooded
And it smelled like stables of Hell
So I called on my bladder to hold it
And I must say it held it quite well

Untill we arrived at old Montauk
And I found a clean bathroom at last
So all ended well for my bladder
And the whole episodes in the past

But if ever I happen, the president
Of the Long Island railroad to meet
And I can summon my water
I shall bloody well piss on his feet

3) Lines on Brotherhood

Il you analyze the excrement of
Moslem, Christian, Jew
The differences are Minor
The differences are few
And when you get to basics
This fact I now submit
Though divided by religions
we are united in our shit
All men
All men
All men
All men

© 1988 By Ed McCurdy