She came up and whispered in my ear,
Darlin', I hope you understand what this means,
I want to make this perfectly clear,
Don't forget the vaseline

[Repeat Chorus]

I drove up to the drive-in window,
And order some potato chips and beer,
The waitress told me where to go
She said, park in the rear

[Repeat Chorus]

It really could be so exciting
How exciting?
Tres exciting
That's why it's you that I'm inviting
Who's inviting?
I'm inviting
So come on now, there'll be no fighting
No more fighting
Well perhaps a little biting
How exciting
A little biting

[Repeat Chorus]

© 1983 Hollywood Dick Doll