Jesus Was a Capricorn - Kris Kristofferson
Jesus was a Capricorn he ate organic foods
He believed in love and peace and never wore no shoes
Long hair, beard and sandals and a funky bunch of friends
Reckon they'd just nail him up if he came down again
Chorus:
'cause everybody's gotta have somebody to look down on
Who they can feel better than at any time they please
Someone doin' somethin' dirty decent folks can frown on
If you can't find nobody else then help yourself to me
Eggheads cussing rednecks cussing hippies for their hair
Others laugh at straights who laugh at freaks who laugh at squares
Some folks hate the whites who hate the blacks who hate the Klan
Most of us hate anything that we don't understand
Chorus
Help yourself, brother - help yourself, children - help yourself, reverend ... (fade)